“Yay! I got sorted into Gryffindor! Omg so much brand new information, this is amazing omg!!!”
“That’s cool. I didn’t want to get in early anyway…”
I think people on tumblr will have more of a chance, cause nearly all the serious potterheads are on here. And we know, literally, everything on it, and we know about this, whereas the rest of the world might not.
Darren Criss, Fiesta Texas.
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
- Chris Colfer
- Darren Criss
- Harry Potter
- A mixture of these
I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FOLLOW
“Have you seen my glasses?”
“Harry wore glasses!” →
“Do you want something to eat?”
“Ron loved to eat!” →
“I read it in this book and…”
“Hermione used to read books!” →
“How is school going?”
“It burned down!” →
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
GO FORTH, fellow Potterheads. I am living vicariously through you while at camp.
- THE END OF HARRY POTTER = THE END OF MY CHILDHOOD
- CHRIS COLFER’S EMMY NOMINATION
- CHRIS, LEA AND CORY LEAVING THE SHOW AFTER THIS SEASON AND APPARENTLY NOT KNOWING THIS UNTIL THEY SAW IT ON FUCKING TWITTER
- DARREN CRISS RECORDING A FUCKING SOLO ALBUM