spookyclaire: Or what if the hiatus cliffhanger (duing 4x04) is Klaine fighting and talking about breaking up And Kurt is like “I don’t know what we should do, everything is falling apart-“ And Blaine just cuts him off and goes “We should get married” And they just close in on Kurt’s shocked face Fade to black 5 week hiatus
Patrick Star and John Green have the same happy...
skullcrusher-mountain: fishingboatproceeds: hiccupsandteacups: Also similar overall body shapes… HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green
joshbroban: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT TYLER OAKLEY DOESN’T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KRISTEN WIIG WHEN HE WEARS MAKEUP AND A WIG
*gets homework out of backpack*
*rewards self with 900 hours of internet*
killerqueen-80: When Kurt turns 30, he will have been married for 9 years.
yesimbeyonce: go to any hot person’s blog right now and I bet it looks like this
oh my GOD SAM STABBED DEAD?????? NO BUT
owlcitee: nintendofunclub: suckmyphallus: suckmyphallus: suckmyphallus: i need a fucking sandwich im gonna make a fucking sandwich i made a fucking sandwich a gripping trilogy. #still better than fifty shades of grey
I see you made it onto tumblr
cloud-bending: shavingryansprivates: apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada i don’t have a punchline for that now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
endofadream: Kurt had never thought it’d be so difficult to slide a ring onto a finger. In the movies it had seemed so simple; at his dad and Carole’s wedding, they’d done it with ease, hands trembling only in the slightest, a thick gold band going first, a more delicate gold band with three simple diamonds second, and that had been that. It’s just a simple motion, that final tether to the...
eatenbytheplague: if you know who john green is, i automatically like you more than most others.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza i don’t wanna wait 9 months for a fucking pizza
foxnewsofficial: imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
kissedmequiteinsane: shipping klaine was the best fucking decision of my goddamned life
So my mother calls me
Mom: I'm out shopping, is there anything you want for your birthday?
Me: Sherlock season 3
Mom: Okay I'll see what I can do
Me: Okay thanks.
Me: *hangs up*
Mom: *calls me back*
Mom: So I was just at HMV...
Mom: And I asked the girl at the register if they sold season 3 of Sherlock...
Mom: And she broke down and started crying on the counter...
Mom: Care to explain?
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
colferchris: what if we get to see Blaine asking Burt’s permission for Kurt’s hand in marriage
colferbabes: Laughing because and then
kendrawcandraw: BLAINE PUTS A RING ON IT
moranyewest: fun challenge try and explain to parents and grandparents why they shouldn’t read 50 shades of grey while pretending to know nothing about bdsm, sex or any type of porn
discoblaines: sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs sobs
wugs: thisriotsucks: Green Day’s lovely cover...
heyblaine: “excuse me can i ask you a question i’m new here” more like the moment i gave up my life and sold my soul to dark forces involving a yellow hat and two darling boys and if i could have seen my future i’d seen myself crying in front of the computer in the middle of the night over a tweet that simply reads the number 21
non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
spookyclaire: Ring…Ring… “Hello-?” “BLAINE! Finally! I’ve been trying to call you all night! What happened? All I got was a text from you saying you and Kurt broke up and then nothing!” “Coop, I didn’t say-” “Seriously, Blaine where is he? I’ll come find him. I didn’t pay for a train ticket for you to go to New York and have a romantic weekend with him only for him to break up with you!” “Cooper,...
nakedcolfer: some people saying that blaine ~may~ not be the one kurt marries