August 2012
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huffledorkable:
Remember when the ballroom floor was a giant trampoline…
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@trinforthewin I love it — Alex (@AlexCarpenter)
And then I spontaneously combust
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nevillethebamf:
if we ever have a sleepover or one day live together, never, under any circumstances, wake me up in the morning because if you do, you have released the kraken
Find that Word You Can't Remember! →
aazeris:
itsathreepatchproblem:
aaronjohnson-rpc:
http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/
THERE IS A GOD
!!!
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I find it so weird that AVPSY exists but 99% of...
nothisiscarlie:
thefoxxybenedict:
WE ARE THE 1%
It’s like being in an exclusive club.
hortonhearsadoctorwho:
catstiel:
why can’t I screencap life
it’s called a camera
clockworkcalliope:
thefrogman:
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
drochfaol:
ryancrobert:
sexybritishllama:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and...
darrenfartspuppies:
tooraloora:
moonkistforlife:
goodgirlsgogabilliam:
if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication
if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication
if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication
if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass
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STORY TIME
today at work this frowny truck driver finished his order and when i asked him if he wanted anything else, he’s like “just a smile”
so i did my typical sigh-truck-driver-is-being-irritating-half-smile-half-grimace
and he’s like “oh no… no, that’s not a smile. i can MAKE YOU SMILE”
and it was so creepy omg and i thought he was going to...
How I introduce my pets to people
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rightherehoping:
yeah you really got taylor swift with that post on tumblr making fun of her for writing a song about boys i’m sure right now she’s curled up in a corner in one of her 7-bedroom houses wiping her tears away with $100 bills while gazing solemnly at her 6 grammys you really stuck it to her
thesweetlittledudes:
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
