huffledorkable: Remember when the ballroom floor was a giant trampoline…
@trinforthewin I love it — Alex (@AlexCarpenter) And then I spontaneously combust
nevillethebamf: if we ever have a sleepover or one day live together, never, under any circumstances, wake me up in the morning because if you do, you have released the kraken
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aazeris: itsathreepatchproblem: aaronjohnson-rpc: http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/ THERE IS A GOD !!!
I find it so weird that AVPSY exists but 99% of...
nothisiscarlie: thefoxxybenedict: WE ARE THE 1% It’s like being in an exclusive club.
hortonhearsadoctorwho: catstiel: why can’t I screencap life it’s called a camera
clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself #i can no longer tell what is and...
darrenfartspuppies: tooraloora: moonkistforlife: goodgirlsgogabilliam: if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass
STORY TIME today at work this frowny truck driver finished his order and when i asked him if he wanted anything else, he’s like “just a smile” so i did my typical sigh-truck-driver-is-being-irritating-half-smile-half-grimace and he’s like “oh no… no, that’s not a smile. i can MAKE YOU SMILE” and it was so creepy omg and i thought he was going to...
How I introduce my pets to people
rightherehoping: yeah you really got taylor swift with that post on tumblr making fun of her for writing a song about boys i’m sure right now she’s curled up in a corner in one of her 7-bedroom houses wiping her tears away with $100 bills while gazing solemnly at her 6 grammys you really stuck it to her
thesweetlittledudes: how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover