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My mom and I were talking about Ricky Martin being on Glee...

• Mom: Ricky Martin? That guy is gay as . . . gay as . . .
• Me: GAY AS THE FOURTH OF JULY! :D

acciomalfoy:

BUT I’M GONNA HELP YOU GIRL. I’m gonna suck you right up into my womb, and spit you back out— a little red hot titanium baby.. with diamond teeth!  ⏃

gleetroll:

Papa Umbridge.

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darrenchris:

Biggest GPOY ever.

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forevermoreever:

Hermione: Harry, can you believe we only get 7 years of Hogwarts?
Harry: Yeah,  but that’s what makes it so special. Sure we have to go back home for the summer.. but imagine how… how totally awesome going back’s gonna be. ‘Til then, I gotta go back to the muggle world. They’re gonna try to tell me that this wasn’t real and none of this happened but you know what? It was real, and it did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here and that’s a part of us. Cause Hogwarts, it’s bigger than any of us. It’s bigger than any of it’s founders and it’s gonna be around long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here one day! That’s the thing about Hogwarts, no matter how long you’re away from it… well there’s always a way back.

BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS

TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS

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anascreen:

RELEVANT SONG IS RELEVANT

Days of Summer/Goin’ Back to Hogwarts (Reprise) - Starkid

A Very Potter Sequel

Hermione: Harry, can you believe we only get 7 years of Hogwarts?
Harry: Yeah,  but that’s what makes it so special. Sure we have to go back home for the summer.. but imagine how… how totally awesome going back’s gonna be. ‘Til then, I gotta go back to the muggle world. They’re gonna try to tell me that this wasn’t real and none of this happened but you know what? It was real, and it did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here and that’s a part of us. Cause Hogwarts, it’s bigger than any of us. It’s bigger than any of it’s founders and it’s gonna be around long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here one day! That’s the thing about Hogwarts, no matter how long you’re away from it… well there’s always a way back.

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