Random AVPS Moments —— Satanic Rituals
“Harry, can you believe that we only get seven years of Hogwarts?”
“Yeah, but, that’s what makes it so special. Sure, we have to go back for the summer, but imagine how totally awesome going back is going to be. Until then, I gotta go back to the Muggle world. They’re gonna try and tell me that this wasn’t real and that it hasn’t happened, but you know what? It was real, and it did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here, and that’s a part of us. Because Hogwarts is bigger than us, it’s bigger than any of its founders, and it’s going to be around long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here, one day.”
I’m watching Ghostbusters and probably annoying my brother because I keep gasping, “Don’t cross the streams! That was in AVPM! Total protronic reversal! That was in AVPS!”
SEAMUS: So, you guys ever hear the one about Sirius Black and Flitwick’s little brotha? So, Flitwick’s little brotha is walkin’ down the streets of London and Sirius black, he’s in this storm drain dressed as a clown. And he’s like, “Yo, hey, Flitwick’s little brotha! Down here in this storm drain. It’s me, a clown!” And Flitwick’s little brotha’s like, “Yeah, chap. What’chu want?” And Sirius Black is like, “Oh! Flitwick’s little brotha. You gotta get down in this storm drain with me ‘cause you’re missing out! We’ve got a carnival down ‘ere. We got loads of cotton candy and balloons…” and the kid practically flips. He goes, “I gotta get down there. That sounds like a right treat, that does!” So, he reaches down his arm, right? But Sirius Black, he grows his mad teeth and he bites the kid’s ‘ead off! And two days later, that kid died.
THEY DID THE THING.