Watching Deathly Hallows Part 2
- George: You okay, Freddie?
- Me: I'M NOT OKAY. WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS?
My older brother came home and told me he just watched Deathly Hallows, so I asked him if he understood it, considering he hasn’t read the books. He said he did understand it and he loved it

But then he asked me if Snape was Harry’s real father

So I went on this half hour rant about the Potter movies and how they sacrifice the plot and character development to add stupid shit like exploding bodies. And at the end, my brother said he thinks he’ll read the books :D

Mission accomplished.

it had to be…
That awkward moment when you wake up drunk in the middle of a wizarding war, lose a couple teeth and then chop off a snake’s head with a motherfucking sword.
The Deathly Booze
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“Have you seen my glasses?”
“Harry wore glasses!” →
“Do you want something to eat?”
“Ron loved to eat!” →
“I read it in this book and…”
“Hermione used to read books!” →
“How is school going?”
“It burned down!” →
OH GOD
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
GO FORTH, fellow Potterheads. I am living vicariously through you while at camp.
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