CHALLENGE US.

So Brett and I are going to be doing some embarrassing/difficult things next week in our vlogs, and we need ideas! Reply to this or send me an ask!

Hey YOU.

My pen pal and I have recently started vlogging. If you like the vlogbrothers and cats and books and nerdy things, you should check us out. The videos, I mean. Not our bodies. Although we’re not stopping anyone from checking those out, too.

Nerdfighter Problems

forgetting that not everyone knows what ‘doobly-doo’ means

Okay nerdfighters,

There’s a choice to be made, and I’m calling on the majority vote to make it.

Do I get a Keep Calm and DFTBA shirt, which is awesome?

Or a Pizza John shirt, which would confuse people and be hilarious to explain for at least the first fifty times?

And also should I get a Priori Incanfandom shirt separate from the above two orders because it’s freaking fantastic?

ready set GO.

I’m finishing up my Valedictorian speech… debating whether or not to end it abruptly by throwing up the Nerdfighter sign instead of doing the cliched quote thing.

My Economics teacher is really lazy and hates actually, you know, teaching. Today he asked for educational video suggestions, and I convinced him to show John’s I Hate Pennies video to the class.

And no one called John a nerd. Or called me a nerd for watching stuff like this in my free time. They watched it intently, laughed when appropriate, and genuinely enjoyed it. One small step for nerdfighteria. One giant step for ME.

edwardspoonhands:

Sh*t Nerdfighters Say

Anonymous asked: How long do you think it would take me to watch ALL 934 Vlog Brothers videos from beginning to end?

edwardspoonhands:

Well, they probably average 3.5 minutes, so math tells me that you’re looking at 3,269 minutes, or 54.5 hours…which, yes, more than two days straight.

I’m ashamed. It’s been months and I’m still not finished. .__.

When any of my friends who have read Will Grayson, Will Grayson respond to a text with “lol,” I consider it a personal offense.

Brian Holden read The Fault in Our Stars.