- Quentin: Can I spray you with the hose? It's not too cold outside! It's half-hot.
- Me: But then I'll get all wet!
- Quentin: Hm... you can take all your clothes off!
- Me: Well...
- Quentin: You are going to die before I do, so you should just do this.
Oh man I just went down to brunch and there was tikka masala which is a weird brunch food but also happens to be one of my FAVORITE FOODS EVER so that was a fun surprise
Thanks so much, everyone who has ALREADY sent me birthday wishes. It was a lovely, lovely thing to wake up to, so thank you <3
Every time people cough more than four times in succession, I assume they are indeed choking to death and move into the ready position.