Have you been half asleep? Have you heard voices?

→The Fault In Our Stars || John Green
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Favorite quotes from The Fault In Our Stars by John Green

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Appreciation for slightly more obscure TFIOS quotes

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And I’m grateful. (Shailene Woodley as Hazel Grace)

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A fan narration of Augustus Waters’s letter to Peter Van Houten.

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• Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
• Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
• Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
• Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
• Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

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“Augustus Waters,” I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank House, and then thinking that Anne Frank, after all, kissed someone in the Anne Frank House, and that she would probably like nothing more than for her home to have become a place where the young and irreparably broken sink into love.

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• Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
• Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
• Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
• Computer: I do understand. Repeat?
• Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
• Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
• Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
• Computer: I don't understand.
• Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
• Computer: You attempt to ju-
• Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
• Computer: I do not-
• Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
• Computer: I do not-
• Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
• Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
• Hazel: Crawl.
• Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
• Hazel: Snake crawl.
• Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a mound of small rocks blocking the passageway.
• Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
• Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
• Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
• Computer: I don't understand--
• Isaac: Me neither. Pause.