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Currently Reading: The Magician King by Lev Grossman
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
BUT DO IT.
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
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Different message every time you drag it
woah it actually is!
Love this. :)
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when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
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